This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.

how i’m responding to tumblr today.
guess i should continue my indefinite absence
The guy in this article truly believes that cooking food, and basically eating ‘standard’ food in general is unhealthy, and a complete waste of time.
So, he made a formula to supply all the body’s needs, so he won’t have to eat anymore.
This guy is stupid in my books. Why? A simple man made concoction CANNOT supply all the complex minerals that natural food can give to the body.
One way or another this will backfire.
I’ll stick with my steak, and let’s see which of us is gonna live longer.
This ^
This is pretty much promoting people to be bulimic my god
this will turn into just another reason for corporations to take over farms. no farms = no food will just be a mantra of the past. i really hope no big companies take this kid’s idea and shove it down society’s throat, because i much prefer my “extra” calories being chewed up and fucking SAVORED. not mixed with water and gargled down like mouthwash or intestine medication.
*why is this my first post back on tumblr?!*
I think in the middle of every heated debate about female Disney characters that focuses mainly on the princesses, there should be a twenty-minute break just to bask in Lilo’s glory.
lilo is tumblr
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Loui Jover. This Soul. Pen and ink.
it’s sad how sometimes your best friends fade into mere acquaintances; the only true reason being life. i now realize that as you grow older, the little differences become big differences because we’re introduced to so many people a bit more like ourselves.
i don’t mean anything negative by this, i just miss my friends and wish busy schedules and differences in music didn’t cause us to grow so far apart.





